Because I don't have enough money. I have some legit reasons to why I'm not earning money as I should but I won't bore you with a sob-story. Suffice to say, I'm lazy and I need money to live a better life and I hate the society too much to be bothered to work for the money. If you give me money, I'll be marginally happier. If not, then piss off, I don't have a story for you to make you feel better about yourself.